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male cramps

Don’t kiss me while we’re on the beach.

Why not?

It gives me male cramps!
by psychonaut22 May 21, 2024
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unscheduled shit cramp

A shit cramp that comes from out of nowhere at a very inconvenient time and place!!!
"Hey Ted I'll be right back, I have to take care of an unscheduled shit cramp!!!"
by LillDaryl September 6, 2023
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Second Wave Cramps

Second Wave Cramps is when you’re on your period, and you forget about your cramps for a while, and then they hit you like a brick out of the blue.
Period- PAY ATTENTION TO ME ASSHOLE!!!!! THERE’S BLOOD ON YOUR SHORTS.

Me- No there’s not, I just checked!

Period- FINE ASSHOLE SECOND WAVE CRAMPS!!!!!

Me- FUCKKKKKKKKKK
by Troublepaws September 28, 2018
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Cramp Job

Tim-I was watchin porn and gave myself a cramp job
by S.T.E.P. March 23, 2016
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Adventure Cramp

A pain in the abdomen caused by extreme sexual positioning.
I am sure she got an Adventure cramp after what I did to her last night.
by Ogden-Morrow February 26, 2021
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Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch
I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps
by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023
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Barstool Cramp

When you sit at the bar to long and it hurts to stand up
You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game
by Yam derf October 12, 2018
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