Curly Curtains

The graphical representation of a line integral, where a set of parametric equations define a curve that is displaced on to a 2 input 1 output multivariable function. The area underneath this curve is representative of a curly curtain.

Damn dude, I thought curly curtains were pubes not some damn calculus shit.

by fargo9077 April 27, 2017

Cut The Curtains

A phrase used to tell someone off who is a major drama queen. Used to symbolize the drama queen up on a stage acting out and you cut the curtains and pull him/her back into reality. Similar Sayings are: Cut the crap; You're so full of shit; Shut up already i don't wanna hear about your fucking cat any more.

Girl #1: I can't believe Brian left me for that tramp, I thought we loved each other so much!
Girl #2: Cut the curtains girl number 1, you cheated on him first. Why do you have to be such a Drama Queen.

by Caine's World August 21, 2008

Redwood Curtain

(adj) The Redwood Curtain (RC) is the extreme northwestern corner of California, i.e. the coastal counties of Del Norte, Humboldt, and Mendocino. The RC is the norcal version of the Iron Curtain in eastern Europe erected during the Cold War and is mostly used in a derogatory sense, whereby the RC symbolizes the area's lack of cultural or metropolitan qualities as well as poor transportation access, sparse development, rugged geography, and a weird provincialism among the native locals.

Hey, have you heard from JJ?

Nah, haven't heard from him since he went behind the Redwood Curtain to go to Humboldt State.

by mhibma September 2, 2005

do your curtains match your drapes

it means does the hair on your head match your pubes

*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"

by bigtittieril June 7, 2016

iron curtain

Phrase used to describe it when a woman's pubic hair is so massive, it prevents anyone from getting inside her.

"Everything was going great until I got her naked and I realized no one can penetrate the iron curtain."

by Brenda Barger July 27, 2006

Meat Curtain

The curtain to the love canal, in other words the labia gaurdian of the vaginal opening.

I open the meat curtain, to see the treasurer inside it.

by Joel Pinner OSU March 30, 2003

roast beef curtains

The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.

Farrah's dungeon master pierced her roast beef curtains with a rusty fish hook.

by Jay E. Griffin April 1, 2008