The Cosmic cast is groomers
by Catlyst May 24, 2021

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable
Boy 1- Yo, bro, i got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do The Cosmic Birdo Technique!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do The Cosmic Birdo Technique!
by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024

The manifested posessions one holds within the Metaphysical realms
by Xx0Salem0xX June 22, 2023

when your brain is ticking along and everything seems to be going fine then BOOM you lost your train of thought. you just hit a cosmic pothole.
just the other day I was walking down the sidewalk and had a really great idea, then briefly I was distracted by a walking fish. I remember that I had a great idea, but it had fallen in the cosmic pothole when I saw the fish
by Otis b. green June 4, 2015

Shooting your load on the ceiling of a black light lit room. Leaving behind spots that look like the night sky
by Stickworks December 18, 2017

A Pet Simulator player who solely relies on the Cosmic Values website for all their trading decisions, often resulting in stupid and uninformed decisions.
Sorry dude, I just had to deal with an annoying cosmic kid, he literally declined an amazing offer just cause his outdated website said it was an L.
by A roblox trader December 24, 2023
