Nigger Balls Corporation

A massive intergalactical company that has all the money in the world and secretly controls it. They own everything and have everything. They spread monkeys around the entire Earth, and earn money and power from it.

Nigger Balls Corporation is worth quintillions!

by HJJ I November 2, 2023

corporate pole smoker

Sucking up to management to get ahead in the corporate world.

Did you see Bob in that meeting?! What a corporate pole smoker.

by newslacker May 8, 2007

Corporate science

See bullshit. It's made-up nonsense, concocted by so-called "scientists", and "experts", whose job is to make excuses, and make justifications, for the environmental disasters caused by industry.

According to corporate science, global warming is just an invention of the liberal media!

by Omega Death June 27, 2005

Spaghetti Cormorant

One of the "naughty" words you can't use in Harmonix's Rock Band Network

"What is a...'Spaghetti Cormorant?'"
"I don't know, but you can't use it, apparently."

by Ah, probably some guy January 21, 2010

corporate jujitsu

When a company uses the tactics of its critics or competitors against them, in order to neutralize these opponents or to promote its own products or brand.

AT&T might shy away from a Friends & Family lookalike anyway. Why? Because it holds 62% of the residential market, and those customers are calling other AT&T customers about 62% of the time. Discounting those calls would mean a huge revenue hit. MCI, with its smaller residential share, can discount calls to other MCI customers without suffering such a big penalty. "This is what we call corporate jujitsu," says MCI's Price. "You look for your opponent's weakness and home in on it." Friends & Family may be earning MCI a black belt in marketing. -- Business Week, 1992.03.23.

by jaysonfire July 1, 2009

Corporate Funky

A guideline for situational dress appropriateness, such as formal, semi-formal, or business casual. Corporate Funky is typically a combination of stylish, yet slightly edgy dress in a business situation, combined with scruffy facial hair.

"Gabe looks amazing in that bespoke suit with no tie. And not shaving for this dinner with the CEO is real edgy. He is soooo corporate funky"

by plenerg May 18, 2012

Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome

When a person involved in a business organization holds multiple roles and genuinely begins to think that they themselves are different people by virtue of the roles. Often happens when a shareholder is a director who is also a director of an entity that is a shareholder. People with this syndrome can be caught emailing themselves with the to/from fields being populated by the different roles they hold. Victims of this syndrome often cite bizarre legal theories to substantiate spending time emailing themselves in official capacities.

from: [e-mail]
to: [e-mail]

Dear John A Smith, Shareholder:

Enclosed please find our latest annual report.

With Best Regards,

John A Smith (the same guy as the recipient)
CEO

Secretary or other clerk reading this exchange: "This guy has Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome."

by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013