Water Cooler

When you put ice up a women's vagina. Then when it turns into water you drink it through a bendy straw....or your mouth

We are heading to the freezer so I can get ice to use her as a water cooler

by Bam bam 71989 July 20, 2017

Cooler

Slang for solitary confinement.

Inmate 1: Hey Bob, have you seen Larry today?
Inmate 2: Nah man, he stabbed Jacko with a pencil yesterday and the fuzz chucked him in the cooler

by JDJDJD222 October 27, 2011

Swamp-cooler

(Must be sitting down in order for it to work properly)
After a hard days work or just the usual male doings, when the chode is humid and sweaty, he scoots to the edge of the chair or wherever he's sitting and finds a comfortable position. He then must spread his legs and move them inward and outward (moving knees towards each other), creating a breeze with his thighs. In turn, the air makes the swampy conditions of his grundle cool in temperature.

"My gooch is so sweaty right now...I need to do the swamp-cooler."

by Merick August 18, 2007

water cooler head

1. Individuals who possess IQ's under the standard cut off line of 70. 2. a person who is so retarded looking that their head is shaped like that of your office's communal water cooler. 3. That 50 year old guy with thick glasses who lives down the street in his eighty year old parent's house and runs with limp wrists.

Water cooler heads must often wear adult diapers because they have yet to master the elegant art of toiletry.

by arod7o November 12, 2008

Coonery

The Act Of Being A Coon (Nigger)

That's a whole lot of coonery taking place in that KFC.

by Coonkiller69 July 7, 2017

coolnessosity

full of being cool

There was a lot of coolnessosity and we talked and then we went to sleep.

by maria September 28, 2003

coolerly

A great word to use in transition during a conversation that shows that the following statement may be very appealing

...but more coolerly, how does an exotic cruise for a week sound?

by ch!n4m4n June 19, 2006