Confusion

plural for units used to operate electronic devices

The coffe table was almost hidden by a confusion of remote controls

by Buzz Cola October 22, 2003

Confusioness

The act of being confused, particularly in IT.

Andrew's confusioness was at an all time high when trying to decipher Jim's circular logic.

by Jimbo-slice April 8, 2010

Concussion

When you fucking a bitch so hard that hoe gets a concussion

James: I was with Ashley last night
Mark: Oh yeah? How’d that fucking go bud
James: Fucked her so hard I gave that bitch a concussion

by TMan69 March 9, 2020

confussion

Incoherent mental state resulting from a severe blow to the head, or an equally debilitating emotional shock.

"Jim was really into the concert last night, head-banging till dawn. He's suffering from confussion, and won't want any breakfast."

"OMG! Sharee went ape-shit when Billy bailed on her. The whole thing's left her with a ginormous confussion."

by yuyiya February 19, 2012

Concussion

1.Mary's "crack up word"

2.To Mary: the worlds funniest word

ex.to stare Mary in the eyes and say CONCUSSION

by anonymous November 5, 2004

i am confusion

meaning that you're confused like yeah confused on something

(your 'dearest' friend sends you a math problem)
you : i am confusion

by i read snacks October 31, 2020

Contusion

When a guy breaks his leg in half, declares that he did indeed, break his leg in half. And then, slam his broken leg on the ground.

"OH SHIT MAN, I JUST BROKE MY LEG IN HALF!"

"Hmm. looks like you have a contusion."

by ILDISTURBED7 December 17, 2008