Confucktuous

To be in a confused state of mind but just can't find it in one's self to actually give a fuck so they continue on and whatever happens happens.

This one time during the summer the weather changed drastically three times in a 45 minute time span. The weather went from 80 to 65 to 98 on everything so I said to myself, "Lawton's weather is on some Confucktuous bullshit it can't decide if it's going to stay cool or hot as hell, it's just going to go with the flow if it's hot it's hot if its cold its cold Fuck it.

by Shayfromtheshady580 October 23, 2020

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Confucktuous

To be in a confused state of mind but just can't find it in one's self to actually give a fuck so they continue on and whatever happens happens.

This one time during the summer the weather changed drastically three times in a 45 minute time span. The weather went from 80 to 65 to 98 on everything so I said to myself, "Lawton's weather is on some Confucktuous bullshit it can't decide if it's going to stay cool or hot as hell, it's just going to go with the flow if it's hot it's hot if its cold its cold Fuck it.

by Shayfromtheshady580 October 23, 2020

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Confuckingvenient

Something that fits well into one person’s situation but completely fucks another person right in the asshole.

"Oh so you forgot to tell me you invited all of your boyfriends to our house for cocktails tonight? How confuckingvenient.'

by kalindgr January 15, 2021

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Confuckulation

A conglomeration of fucked up situations.

"I've been in a confuckulation all day." - Case Jernigan

by EGA JustInCase February 16, 2021

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confuckled

a word that perfectly describes a smart (dumb) persons feelings when confused and possibly drunk or simply fucked. A word that mixes fucked and confused

i can’t read i’m too confuckled

*drunk person* god i’m confuckled

by brodychloe March 15, 2021

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