coke confidence

when a person doesn't realize doing excessive amounts of coke has made him/her more conceited and vain than usual.

Person A: I can't believe he thinks ALL THOSE GIRLS ARE INTO HIM MAN?

Person B: It's that coke confidence bro!

by sideburns767 May 16, 2014

Bestfriend Confidentiality

A rule where bestfriends will keep information share between them confidential.

Guy #1: I’ m telling u this in bestfriend confidentiality.
Guy #2: No problem dude, My lips are sealed.

by Tntboss27 July 19, 2018

Boner Confidence

A condition where a man becomes so confident in himself he gets an erection.
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Sarah flirted with my husband so much that it gave him boner confidence

by Elsey Belsey January 6, 2019

Rap confidence

You’re so confident that you’ve got the confidence of a rapper

Person 1: bro i be nervous
Person 2: don’t worry bro, you’ve got rap confidence
Person1: this is a funeral

Ig: big_dysphoric_bum (Marcus) and ig: @salt_shaker_9000

by Who took yeet yeet April 24, 2019

megafaunal confidence

The tendency of animals that are very large (megafauna) with few or no natural predators (such as adult grizzlies, elk, moose, etc.) to give off an aura of confidence and lack of concern for their surroundings in the presence of humans. These megafauna are majestic and either the top of the food chain and/or practically invincible and they seem to know it.

"Dude, that elk gives zero fucks that people are getting out of their cars and photographing it. It's practically posing!"

"It's that megafaunal confidence bro."

by D'Noman March 11, 2020

confiction

Any strong belief based on a fallacy. This, of course, is relative to the beliefs of the person making the judgment, that someone else has a confiction.

John still has a confiction that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

I marvel at Mary's confiction that the earth is 6000 years old.

Senator X has a dangerous confiction that all homosexuals are pedophiles.

by Sausalito Kid September 22, 2010

solitary confinement

The condition necessary for masturbation.

John locked himself up in solitary confinement for a bit of "fun"

by shroomie October 9, 2003