a mythical creature who magically puts condoms under one's pillow in the event that one gets "lucky" with someone but forgets to bring a condom.
girl: do you have a condom?
guy: i didnt bring one.
girl: check under your pillow.
guy: dude where did this come from.
condom fairy: FROM ME, THE MIGHTY CONDOM FAIRY!
guy: i didnt bring one.
girl: check under your pillow.
guy: dude where did this come from.
condom fairy: FROM ME, THE MIGHTY CONDOM FAIRY!
by Simba NCL January 25, 2013
God doesn't allow for modern methods of birth control so all good christians instead turn to God's condom aka the butthole. Anal sex is the only true way to avoid pregnancy in the eyes of the lord.
Tina said she wasn't on the pill because she doesn't believe in birth control, but thats ok cause we just used God's condom instead.
by FiGnewtonBAR September 17, 2018
To kill a man, gut him, slide his intestines over your dick, and have sexual intercourse with his wife.
by Lou_Brickent IV of the Shire May 13, 2011
Vinny: Aw shit Mikey im outta condoms and Becky's on her way over.
Mikey: Don't worry about it bro were in New York just go outside and make yourself a Saxon Condom!
Mikey: Don't worry about it bro were in New York just go outside and make yourself a Saxon Condom!
by ImmortalMemeLord May 09, 2018
The unattractive rubber casing used to protect Ipods from being scratched and tend to start at around $30.
Ipod condom Dialogue-
Mother: remember to always use a condom.
Son: ye, dont want to get scratched.
Mother: *makes a sick face*
Mother: remember to always use a condom.
Son: ye, dont want to get scratched.
Mother: *makes a sick face*
by Blackington September 10, 2006
by Ty'Quan Jackson III December 28, 2008
the remains of a condom that has been forgotten about after a night (or day) of deliciousness.
The "fucker" has woken up to find a condom caked to his wang.
The "fucker" has woken up to find a condom caked to his wang.
by dubbbs January 15, 2008