conan o'brian

The funniest show known to mankind. Makes fun of Michael Jackson, Kirstie Ally, George Bush, Saddam Husein. You name it. This guy is the funniest man in the world, not only does he make fun of other people but himself. You can't not laugh at this guy. Especailly his Drummer Max Weinberg, when they have stare downs. Max's one liners kill me. Just watch the FUCKING show!!!

Conan O'Brian: ...and we have a wonderful show tonite, don't we Max?!
Max: uh...yeah...
Conan: Max... lay off the drugs
Max: will do Conan

by Splancer January 21, 2006

Conan O'Brien

A late night host who is NOT funny. He tries way too hard. He is not a naturally funny person. Difficult to understand why others here have defined him as a comic genius. Goofy faces and going spaz are not humorous, they are really just stupid.

Conan O'Brien is not funny in any way, shape, or form. He does nothing original and is stupid looking, and is trying way too hard.

by DAR4652 August 28, 2006

conan the niggabarian

A black male who recently arrived from africa and is still ingrained with the hunting and gathering skills of his ancestors.

damn, he conan the niggabarian.

by carl December 6, 2003

Conan

One who fights for the good of man. The antonym of Newman

That man will go down as one of the greatest Conans in history.

by Steven April 6, 2004

connan

An arrogant son of a bitch who only thinks with his penis and probably has more brains in that head than the one resting on his shoulders. He complains way too much about things that don't matter whatsoever. He is selfish and usually pushes everything and everyone thats best for him, away. Apparently, he likes "man whores" (slutty girls that look more manly than chuck norris). Maybe this is because he let his best friend give him a handjob and he liked it a little too much. Maybe its because he's a closet homosexual. Who knows?

He is so much of an asshole, it's almost as if he is a connan.

by richyblake December 14, 2010

Conan O'Brien

Late night talk show host claimed to be the funniest man on late night by ignorant college kids who have never heard of Johnny Carson. These people can be identified as those who give this entry a thumbs-down.

Ignorant College Kid: Man Conan O'Brien is so funny.
Badass: Yeah, but he's not even funny compared to Johnny Carson, the true King of Late Night.
Ignorant College Kid: Who's Johnny Carson?
Badass: You ignorant fuck. Go back to drinking cheap beer out of red plastic cups at your fucking college parties thinking you're really fucking cool. The world doesn't need ignorant shits like you.

by Allen C August 2, 2007

condensity

the rate at which something condenses.

yo dude, the condensity of the water on that cold glass was so high, it condensed like a mother bill y'all.

by salko January 29, 2010