composer

someone who can party all night, smoke two packs a day, drink through a 6 pack, sleep for 20 hours, and then scribble on a pad of staff paper for five minutes and call it a hard day's work.

I'm a composer, I would know.

by beenabitchoncetoomuch August 14, 2009

Comcon

When people have a conversation in comments on a photo or post. Usually over something really stupid.

I got so many notifications on Facebook last night, because Tom and Jerry were having a comcon on my photo about my shirt.

by sidneymajee July 28, 2010

dirty campos

n. going for seconds the morning after, without the excuse of insobriety, after having bedded a worse for wear one night stand whilst inebriated

Mr X: Mr Y, did you score with that rotter last night?
Mr Y: I'm afraid I did, but I was soooo wasted
Mr X: I bet you did a dirty campos as well!

by SHmow March 29, 2009

C-C-C-C-Combo breaker

Super Bowl XLII New York Giants

Pats: 17-0
Pats: 18-0
NYG: C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!
Pats: 18-1

by wheatbread February 16, 2008

combos

A delicious snack distributed by MasterFoods USA. It takes either a a pretzel or cracker exterior, and combines it with a filling that has multiple flavors. Most popular combinations are pizzeria pretzel, nacho cheese pretzel, cheedar cheese cracker, etc...

But, stay away from the mustard filled ones. They are poison.

by Lon May 29, 2005

Chompophobia

The irrational fear men often feel toward outhouses. Normally it stems from the associated fear that there may be an unseen alligator or crocodile somewhere below.

"Why did Elmer have to buy one of them newfangled INDOOR toilets?"

"cause me and Clem I heard he has Chompophobia."

"I reckon that's a mighty wise choice then. I heard something peculiar rustlin' in my own outdoor facility this morning."

(Collective shiver)

by Cirdellin December 19, 2009

Combound

The past present participle of combind.

The two cats were combound at the hip.

by Grant Stone October 9, 2008