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Complainarian

A person who will Opine, Gripe, Grouch, Grumble, Editorialize, Rave, Rant,Express Anger, Grump, Moan, Flame, Sound-off, Tell-off, Vent or complain about anything!
John was a major complainarian when it came to things that bothered him.
by Richard Complainarian January 16, 2009
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Complaintiff

A person who complains on the behalf of another.
Billie the complaintiff called to tell me you were not doing what was told according to Bob the tattle teller.
by Marianne88 July 2, 2016
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A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019
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compalining

It is where Sarah Palin complains how unfair she is treated by the Liberal gotcha media. She does her best to avoid this by only answereing pre-approved questions and topics in front of friendly media interviews, like the Fox news Channel.
Sarah Palin had first compalining in front of the national media when Katie Couric asked her tough unfair sexist questions like :

What books and magazines do you read?

Can you explain the Bush doctrine (even though she wholely supports it)?

Can you name the three countries in North America? In regaurds to NAFTA.

Or any other question that is well beyond her intellegence, she has not been coached for by the Republican national Committee, but still easy enough for any contestant to answer on the t.v. game show "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?"
by I can hear her from t.v.. June 17, 2010
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Compliance audit

A term used by governments that are broke to round up some extra cash from tradesmen and businesses for stupid inane paperwork breaches Can also be used to annoy people they think support an alternate government. May use varying guidelines between regions for extra effect.
My workshop has a compliance audit due for Roadworthy's soon and lpg, environment, air conditioning, tax, OH&S and workplace employment regulation. I wonder if i can make it through the year without an improvement notice or fine
by Pippi scragbag January 30, 2012
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Company Fuck Boy

Someone who goes above and beyond in the workplace without compensation
Hey did you hear that Arnie kept working during his lunch again? What a company fuck boy!
by Arnie “Fuckboi” Gomez September 30, 2020
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Owning the Company

Spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom at work. (I.e. especially masturbating)
John was in there for about 3 hours, I don't know if he is backed up or he was just owning the company.
by Allistair Sandcock October 15, 2009
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