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heinous act of compassion

a sexual act deemed normally as unsavory or just plain fucked-up. i.e. foot-fucking, or in the eyes of some, anal sex. An extreme case would be barfing on somebody's chest, adding your semen, and scrambling it (see: Boston Scrambler).

Heinous acts of compassion are common in pornos, schock films, Amsterdam, and liberal arts campuses.
1:
"Dude Jordan fucked his girlfriend in the ass and then came on her and had her lick his shit-covered dick off!"

"Wow, what a heinous act of compassion..."

2:
"Are you ready for a heinous act of compassion"

"Sure, you can fuck me in the ass if you want"

"Uhh... I was thinking I'd ----- and --- midget --- egg beater--- and a huge cock ---- black men ---- 13 dildos ---- a rhinocerous ---- and then a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol --- and then we'd shave a cat ----- fungus --- and then I'd cum."

"Oooooohhhhhhkkkkaaayyy...."
by FHGWHGADS January 18, 2009
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Hot By Comparison

When an unattractive girl appears hot due to being surrounded by even less attractive girls.
Guy: Dude, she's a total butterface!
Other Guy: Yeah man, but she's hot by comparison!
by bigdc October 28, 2011
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Compassionate Conservative

A person who is to the left of traditional conservatism, often but not always a politician who is looking to gain votes from undecided voters. However this strategy leads to hatred from both the left and the right. See RINO
The compassionate conservative voted for the war, but then in an attempt to save their seat voted for massive social programs raising the ire of both liberals and true conservatives.
by Sam9999 August 18, 2009
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courtney compagnino

A talentless wannabe who was on some obscure 1980s TV show until it got axed. Known for her mouthy attitude and gets mean when drunk.
Ricky: 'Courtney Compagnino wears so much makeup, that Bozo the Clown down the road could work for a month.'
Dicky: 'Fucking oath.'
by KTV484 November 26, 2013
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Companioni

An interracial male forged by ash and sand, also known as ash knee.
A Companioni just came out of the volcano.
by SugarDaddyXXX June 9, 2018
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companionship-currency

Refers to one or more periods of "quality time" that you spend with someone as "substitute payment" when you are unable to reimburse him monetarily for loans/services that he gives you.
One should always try to pay back his debts as promised, of course, but id this is not possible, companionship-currency can indeed be a wonderful "alternative reimbursement". Just be careful that you don't "abuse the privilege" --- i.e., "continuously" presume that merely spending time with someone is always adequate recompense for any favor that you ask of the person.
by QuacksO February 21, 2019
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Life and Death Companions

Companions that are linked together through life and death, a synonym is a married couple, often used to describe Yoo Joonghyuk and Kim Dokja
by Observer of Endless Stories February 24, 2026
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