Cabbage Commando

Army slang for a cook.

You heard Jones got a transfer to the Royal Logistic Corps? He's gonna be a real life cabbage commando!

by Barcley Teh Great February 7, 2009

going commando

1. To fuck a woman without a condom

1. Dude, she was hot for it last night, but I didn't have a rubber so I had to go commando

by jorge February 15, 2005

love commando

A buddy who takes out the ugly chick so you can score the hot chick

She's hot for me, but won't leave unless her friend is scoring too - play the love commando for me buddy and I'll sort you next time out...

by Beazer September 6, 2006

Couch Commando

when you are giving the business to a lady or gentlemen on a couch and you pull out shoot your load on them 2 in the chest and one in the head.... then pick up your gear and move on to the next without a word

The Tin man blasted the slutty he picked up at the Venue gave her 2 in the chest and one in the had and moved on to the next till he finds his heart ever since then hes been known as a Stone cold Couch Commando

by robbielocks October 9, 2011

Total Commando

Total Commando means something is really awesome or manly.

whoa, that giant robot over there is TOTAL COMMANDO!

by awesometastic12 July 23, 2011

Clit commando

A lesbian or guy thats really good at frigging off a chick or a chick who pleasures herself alot.

person a: is she a leso?

person b: yup she's a clit commando!

by shitshelf March 26, 2009

Keyboard Commando

Rationality says:
Capt. Commando: "How about you take your fuckin keybord an shuv it up your fucking asss you fucking faggot fuckfaced fucking cuntsmear! I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch!"

Just try it fucker. Come on... I dare you.

by Den-bot February 13, 2005