Mall Coma

The semi-conscious state of being of that endless stream of people dazzled by shiny, brightly coloured promises purring from the shop fronts.

- I can't believe that couple just walked into us like that. Why weren't they looking where they were going?
- It's ok, she was just in a Mall Coma.

by Stivchik July 25, 2020

Coma Shot

When you give or receive a head butt followed by a dutch oven.

I just got hit with a coma shot

by qwindy January 1, 2011

stripper coma

this is caused by an overdose of stripper attention. When a man passes out from too much attention of strippers and as of consequence, he wakes up with a full erection.

Man I woke up with stripper coma!

by Geek_god_101 February 17, 2013

Mumford Coma

noun

A state of being where one starfishes upon their bed and plays Mumford & Sons albums on repeat in order to heal emotional pain; where a person becomes so invested in listening to Mumford & Sons that they lose track of reality.

“Have you seen Katherine the past few days?” “Nah man, she’s in a Mumford coma trying to figure out the meaning of her own existence.”

by charisel December 11, 2013

love coma

Post-coital state of euphoria in which individuals are unresponsive to external stimuli.

“Will and Maddie are in a love coma and cannot he reached right now.” -mom

by Hexels November 29, 2019

Nut Coma

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.

Justine: Why didn’t you answer the door, it’s the pizza guy!

Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.

by Richard Kessler January 11, 2018

Coma Kick

A thunderous kick delivered by a high ormlie tinker that leaves the attackee in a coma (probably for the rest of his/her days)

Wee Stooge laid that lad out wie a coma kick!

I set about Wee Stooge wie a coma kick till e face

I'll come a coma kick right aboot ye

by The Troof Thairy October 9, 2011