Filthy Collins

A sex act wherein the male sits on top of the females stomach. He then precedes to "titty fuck" her, and while doing so, farts on her stomach.
(The act may also be performed female on female,with use of a strap on, or male on male, provided the partners bosoms are large enough to host the act of "titty fucking")

If this includes going past farting, and into releasing excrement, it is referred to as a "Filthy Collins ala king"

Dude, you'll never believe it. I got Laura to let me give her the filthy collins. It sounded like I was opening the world's largest sleeping bag"

"I feel so bad. I was giving her the filthy collins and I totally ala kinged her"

by Ian another name July 28, 2006

Collinization

the act of being collinized.

Holy Tits! Collinization: Engage!

She's about to be Collinized.

by Dick Twiddly April 1, 2008

Collin

Someone to go out to eat with that will share their food with you. You can get 2 entrees that you both want to try and split it with no guilt.

Let's go out and Collin our order.

by Be_KariB March 12, 2017

Mitchy Collins

the most talented and beautiful man in the entire world. lead singer of lovelytheband, former oh honey member.

“oh my god did you hear that new lovelytheband song”
“yeah that’s mitchy collins’ band right”
“omg yes he’s my husband i love him”

by mitchyfuckingcollins November 14, 2020

Colunties

Any type of American low-fat biscuits

I'm on a diet..May I have some Colunties?

by Casey Daiz May 10, 2005

collute

to perform collusion

*an illegal act

one big businessman asked the other, " would you like to collute with me?"

by collutinjammer February 7, 2017

collinear anatidae

A fancy way of saying "ducks in a row", which is an expression meaning having to have everything setup perfectly to work.

Collinear = in a line
anatidae = family of birds know as ducks.

You'd really have to have collinear anatidae if you want to get a rocket to Mars.

by gleenn July 10, 2018