ColonelKlink

1. Supreme Nerd GOD of ARFCOM.
2. deity

All hail the mighty ColonelKlink.

by Almighty Klink March 30, 2005

colonel sanders

the act of grabbing a woman's arms and pulling them into a chicken wing shape and then having sex

I gave Jenny a colonel sanders last night and I think that I broke her arm

by zackattack98 November 29, 2011

Colonel Power

Government teacher who thinks he can give kids detention for not doing hw. Doesnt realize senior year is over.

"Yo Colonel Power no one did the hw!"

by Barry G. April 4, 2004

colonel sanders

When you have intercourse with hot sauce on your penis. :)

after i gave her the colonel sanders she ran to the bathroom yelling "IT BURNS".

by BOOMERWASHERE February 14, 2009

Coldolence

noun. Cold-ol-ence. An expression of sympathy for someone experiencing a bad cold. Similar to condolence except this word is used expressly for someone who is sick.

Susan approaches her friend Caryn who is sneezing and her eyes are visibly swollen and red.

Susan: "Oh my, what is going on with you, Caryn?"

Caryn: "Aaachoo!!! Oh doe, I dink I hab a code"

Susan: "You poor dear, you have my coldolences"

by brokenheartmender January 19, 2011

Colonel Coma

That extremely incredible feeling you get in your belly after spending more than 45 minutes in KFC endulging in a family sized bucket by yourself or with your chicken buddy.

Usually the whole shating, boned, boneless, 4 fries each and 2 large gravys.

Sam: "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dat damn colnel done got me good again."
Brooke: "ererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh god damn pink bitch this is the worst colonel coma EVERRRR."
Sam: "it was so worth it. "

by samuwool November 13, 2011

Colonel Clammy

Someone who's way too fuckin' moist to play xbox.

God damn Colonel Clammy, your hands are too moist to play CoD. foreskin.

by 2moist4u August 16, 2011