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Cock-friendly

A part of the body which shows the characteristic of being fuckable and which seems to welcome and relish the presence of cock
- Guy 1 "hey would you do that girl?"
- Guy 2 " Nah..maybe just a BJ, she's got a nice cock-friendly mouth"
by Exo123 February 23, 2010
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reverse cock punch

Hitting someone in the mouth so hard that their balls hurt.
Timmy: I just got the reverse cock punch.
Timmy2: What's that?
Timmy: I got punched in the mouth so hard my balls hurt.
Timmy2: Oh so that's what that feeling is called.
by Edgar Von Winkersteinovich November 27, 2006
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Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth.
Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.
by dabruce June 19, 2014
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Cockblock your own cock

v. To self-destruct in a clearly advantageous situation that is leading to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Danny: What happened? I thought she liked you?

Brent: I thought so too! I mean, one minute we were making out, then I started talking about the differences between Pokemon and Yu-gi-oh, then ...

Danny: Wait, seriously?! ... Only you could cockblock your own cock.
by Flashbang11 July 19, 2010
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Cock Carousel Widow

A post wall woman who's whorish lifestyle has died and left her, leaving her as an old, ugly, and bitter woman who will live the rest of her life alone and unmarried with her dildo and cats. They are often delusional about themselves and reality and complain about where all the good men have gone.
This girl I knew in high school was a bit of a slut and banged a different dude every week. But now she's old, ugly, and alone so now everyone calls her the "cock carousel widow".
by PreSchoolFightClub October 4, 2017
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nice cock bro

a thing that is said when a bro finds another bro's cock quite exquisite.
"Nice cock bro, I give it an 8/10 for girth."
by not Tom Araya March 12, 2020
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cock joke

A random joke originated from a Newgrounds parody flash by the one and only Stamper. COCK JOKE
"I'm facing a terrible predicament Captain."
"What's that, Steve?"
"COCK JOKE"
by Serm Perm September 28, 2006
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