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Cockblock

Jack Hobby is a cockblock.
by mufc2013 April 6, 2020
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Grandma Cockblock

1) When A Girl/Guy uses their grandmother to avoid any potential romantic advances

2)When a conversation between someone and a potential date is interupted by either of the people's grandmother
1::
Kenny: Dude i was gonna go talk to this hot girl but then she grabbed her grandmother

Orlando: Dude major grandma

2::
Mike: I was totally about to get laid but then my grandma pulled up and gave me clean underwear

Shanon: That's grandma cockblock if ii ever heard of it
by Shapreston July 22, 2010
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Cockblock

The character ai filter = cockblock
by Gxth1c.Kai January 4, 2024
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CockBlock

Christan is such a CockBlock
by asdfvghjkl May 21, 2018
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cockblocked by circumstance

when somebody's situation in life makes sex very hard or impossible

examples are
financial situation

living situation
disability
appearance
Joe wants to have sex with Lisa, but he can't because they both share a studio apartment with a roommate.
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."
by eythorh92 October 31, 2020
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ultimate cockblocker

someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .
Paul: Stephen is the ultimate cockblocker

tom: so true
by orion_14754 June 2, 2010
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cockblock

when someone keeps interrupting you having sex or getting in the mood unknowingly
dude she kept knocking on our door to ask dumb questions she cockblocked us 6 times
by gorl1829 July 3, 2022
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