bare arse clamp

The act of clamping your naked arse cheeks on a sleeping friend or strangers nose, in order to fart up their nose hole to achieve maximum devestation.

Last night lord spiffington crept into my chambers bollock naked and bare arse clamped me while i slumbered. he had a wicked case of firehole after the madras we had that evening leaving me looking like a burns victim.

by i shag jaimie March 5, 2010

chode chomper

viciously attacking, muching, or rapidly biting the chode.

That Bitch bit my fucking chode!!!! She is a FUCKING CHODE CHOMPER!!!! The band HEART OF WAR hates them fucking bitches!!

by Dave Morrow March 25, 2008

chomp

1) Food, meal.
2) Expression of satisfaction or pleasure, particularly as relating to food.

1) "What's for chomp tonight?"
2) "That was chomp!"

by JayDubU May 1, 2006

meaty chomp

Over-used, abused, beat up, Chunk of loose, low hanging vagina. Resembles pork and gravy. A vagina that looks like chopped meat.

Did you hear that Haley has a meaty chomp?

by jimd October 31, 2007

C-Clamp

a sexual fingering techneque. the index and middle fingers are out, and curved. so is the thumb. they are curved to make a "C shape." the thumb is placed in the vagina, the index and middle fingers are placed in the anus. after insertion, much pressure is applied.

I C-Clamped my bitch so hard that she waddled the next day.

by BOWURZ April 8, 2005

Vulcan Vagina Clamp

A vulcan vagina clamp is derived from the Vulcan greeting whereby the right or left hand is raised so that the index/middle finger and the ring/little finger are spread, making the shap of a "V;" when put sideways, the two top fingers go into a humanoids vagina and the bottom two fingers (not the thumb) go into the humanoids ass. Similar to the two in the pink and one in the stink, except you put two fingers into the stink.

Hey Svenak, I heard you gave that Romulan bitch a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp!

OR

Spock gave Uhura a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp after Vulcan blew up!

by ArtofAwesome May 10, 2009

Clamps

(1)To put pressure on someone. Unrelenting pressure like that of inescapable clamps.
(2)To literally place your robotic clamps on someone or something.

A. The bop' was still tryna act like she didn't have my money so I put the clamps on her n shook her down fo' it!
B. The Celtics put the clamps da Lakers 112-86 son !
C. "He's champin' for a clampin'." - Clamps, Futurama
D. "Gee, you think? You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every single day at every opportunity? shouting You're a freaking genius, you idiot!" - Clamps, Futurama

by jackpotATX June 16, 2011