Mr Clit

Mr Clit knows how to acknowledge their children. Mr Clit makes their children feel safe and comforted. Mr Clit is the best parent.

Mr Clit embraced me instead of not remembering I'm their child! Best parent ever!
Mr Clit bought me that poster so I wouldn't steal it. Incredible.
Mr Clit hates feet!
Mr Clit is a responsible parent. They always take their children down the right path and they don't promote cannibalism.

by Fayra <3 May 12, 2023

grow a clit

An alternative way of saying "no balls."

A way to refer to people who are scared pussies, therefore they have no balls and should grow a clit.

Scared ass bitch, grow a clit.

by doorknob salesman December 2, 2021

Piece of clit

A sensitive motherfucker.

AJ is such a piece of clit.

by 9chat May 31, 2016

Shadow Clit

When that bitch is looser than the fabric of time and that ish lookin' like a wormhole/ black hole

I was smashin' this hoe like a poodle on a table leg and that bitch felt like yo moms "Shadow Clit".

by I am a bic pen July 25, 2018

Schrodinger's Clit

When your crush sends you a picture and for a blissful moment before you open it it exists as both a nude and not a nude.

A theory based on the groundbreaking research of famed scientist and hunk Erwin Schrodinger

Erwin: I still haven't opened Dee's Snap in case it's a nude.

Albert: Has she ever sent you a nude before?

Erwin: No of course not. She's got a boyfriend. The message is a Schrodinger's clit

by DoctorNumbers January 5, 2021

Boy clit

What straight men call a trans or gay male’s penis to feel like they are with a cisgender woman.

Come sit on daddy’s face and put your boy clit in daddy’s mouth while you suck daddy’s big cock.

How big is your boy clit?

by CaliforniaXB February 11, 2018

clit clatter

Same as bumping fur. Froppage, French for "rubbing". When two lesbians bump and grind together their vaginas.

It was noisy in the next room from all the clit clatter between my roomates.

by Yo mutha May 14, 2006