caronely

When he sang about Leslie Caron, "Thank Heaven, for little girls", in "Gigi", Maurice Chevalier was feeling caronely.

The only "Caron" I know is Leslie, because corona virus (crown virus), is spelled "o" after the first letter, so caronely must mean, "Thank heaven for little girls."

by El Lobo February 13, 2021

Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat

"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...

Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."

by Usebleach January 17, 2021

alto clarinet

Invention of the devil to throw clarinet choirs out of tune. So pitchy that the e-flat alto was delegated to the saxophone section. Rarely necessary in bands or orchestras, but when orchestrated for e-flat, line should be instead played by e-flat soprano, a bright, lively, slightly more in tune clarinet

Warning on Alto Clarinet case: Hazardous contents. Avoid contact with hands and mouth. If heard, immediately flush ears with Brahms or Mozart. More volatile in numbers. Also, should not be combined with amateur oboe or string player, as such a mixture has a significant correlation with the development of bipolar disorder.

by Experienced clarinetist May 1, 2006

Clarence

A cute boy that likes girls and boys and will date them both based off if he likes them

Clarence is so hot and he loves you for how you are

by Dark death 6969 November 4, 2018

clarknova

An eloquent & logically sound if somewhat left of centre justification for revolution or radical change to the status quo

"When you put it that way, it's a straightforward clarknova. It's Tesla time, baby!"

by svenmonk September 3, 2003

Clarinda Middle School

A terrible school with great teachers & full of annoying kids.

"Hey you ready for a fun day of middle school?"
"At clarinda middle school?? No thanks!"

by pPpPigggo November 11, 2018

Clarinetist

A cult of band nerds who are willing to fight the trumpets and steal their valve oil

Teacher: Clarinetists! Instruments up!

by cutmylipandstayalive June 9, 2019