Eric Clapton

a term used to refer to a vaginal STD

freind.1 I was realy itchy down their

freind.2 So what did you do?

freind .1 I went to the doctor and he said I had an Eric Clapton

freind .2 well that sucks

freind .1 he gave me some cream for it.

by plokijuhygtfrdeswaq November 5, 2009

claktin braxas

An up-tempo guy with great rythm and style. One who can bang the drums like Wes Korner.

Man... that guy's a Claktin Braxas- all the way!!

by Bug Spray May 7, 2010

caatgnf

Someone who thinks they are special enough to get on urban dictionary

Caatgnf wants to be on urban dictionary

by Catlove9 August 18, 2021

Batty Clart

Originating from german for "bum hole", Batty Clart is a derogatory term of an office cleric or simply another person.

Wheres John?
He's a Batty Clart

by john terry6 May 10, 2009

clacton county high

A bunch of sexually frustrated sluts thinking there hard and boys acting hard and cocky only thinking with the dicks

Did you see that slut standing over there?
Yeah she probably goes to clacton county high

by susan brooke January 26, 2014

Clapt

When someone is getting their ass handed to them in fortnite or they are having a depressioning day

Yo what up Nick fuck off wow sorry bro im clapt

by Carter Ryan September 22, 2018

Clamature Retraculation

to rapidly revoke a stupid, or otherwise regrettable comment almost immediately after it has been said. This act can be coupled with hasty cover ups or attempts to change the subject.

You: "hey man, did you hear about the Empire State Building getting destroyed in 911?"
Friend:"but it was the World Trade Center that go-"
You: "OH YEAH, I GOT CONFUSED, MY TONGUE TRIPPED, HEY ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL?"
Friend: "you my friend, just had a bad case of Clamature Retraculation"

by Max R. Bates February 26, 2011