Chud

Chud is used as an insult, typically implying someone is ugly, dumb, or holds hateful/extreme views.

I hate my chud life!
All of you are a bunch of chuds.

by cm-qcc March 22, 2025

Chud parented

Used when your stupid chud parents force you to get off of the computer while you're playing with bro for a dumb reason.

Sorry bro i gtg, just got chud parented.

by Detective Funnybone May 30, 2025

Chud

Used to describe things that aren't the best, eg terrible, wick and shit.

''Have you seen woody recently? His chat has been chud''

by Smallgypuss October 18, 2020

My chud life

My chud life is a terminology used when someone is feeling like a loner, an incel, a nobody even. Everyone has a bit of chud life in them.

This girl wont respond to any of my messages.
"That's my chud life".

by Assassinkilla October 19, 2025

Alpha Chud

The term Alpha Chud is used to describe a self proclaimed "alpha" male who obviously and obsessively works to gain other perceived "alpha" mens' attention or acceptance. Typically, an alpha chud talks about the evils of "woke" culture, and often complain about female or minority leads in media. Many celebrities who speak out against "wokeness" have a large alpha chud following that will defend them online in hopes that the "alpha" in question celebrity will notice them. A herd of alpha chuds is often referred to as a "circle jerk".

I made an offhanded post about Elon Musk and woke up to a hundred alpha chuds defending him in the comments.

Steve went full alpha chud after watching the new Marvel trailer and won't stop ranting about the m-SHE-u.

by Temporary Pseudonym November 17, 2023

Chud

A dude with a chode

Antons such a chud.

by doofypuuty October 31, 2025

Chud

A "chud" is a penis that is fatter than it is long. In common usage, a chud can also refer to a penis that has equal circumference or greater compared to its length.

Chud is popularly used as a metaphor, to refer to any kind of fucking degen.

"That guy just got caught shoplifting, now he outside in handcuffs looking like a fucking chud LMAO"

"I'm not climbing onto that chud, I won't feel a thing" - your now ex-girlfriend

by Bersient June 4, 2020