Chooblet

A female choob, so just like a choob except with no genitals.

Guy - What a choob...
Guy #2 - Nah, I think its a chooblet.

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

Cobble

To immediately ejaculate uncontrollably.

"Did you see Stacy's mom's new bikini?"
"Yeah, I know, I almost cobbled my pants."

by Bonshaquita Lafondria September 13, 2011

Cobblepot

When you twist your index finger and your middle finger then twist your pinky and ring finger together "looking like oswald cobblepot the penguin from batman" and slide it in a chick.

That girl was amazed first i gave her the shocker, laid it to her with the spocker, drove her crazy with the showstopper then laid her to rest with the almighty cobblepotter!!!

by Jason maxx July 10, 2011

ass cobbler

One who cobbles the ass. A repairman specializing in shoddy work on the ass of others, generally a poor Halo player.

That ass cobbler was camping behind the same rock again.

He was such an ass cobbler that he broke my hot rod!

by Yoshida May 3, 2004

chubble

a combination of the word chub"slang for erection" and trouble"problematic".

Meaning erectile or penile difficulties.

This may have devastating effects upon ones manliness and or character.

Causes:
Medical conditions - chronic masturbation with floatation devices or lawn ornimants
Hereditary - history of stubby dick syndrome SDS
Environment - apathetic robust shemale intervention

Mary: How is you and Bob coming along Berel?
Berel: ..(sighs).. oh hes having chubble lately

Clive: Corneilous how has your wilkins been this morn
Corneilous: Ive seemed to have been stricken with chubble
Clive: gasps

by Gish and Mimp June 25, 2007

Chibbles

A guy that contacts craigslist hookers posing as massage therapists, and requests an in-call.

Ring ring...ring ring
Craigslist Hooker: Hello?
Chibbles: This is Chibbles. I'm looking for an in-call. This is Chibbles.
Craigslist Hooker: Who?
Chibbles: This is Chibbles.

by BettaButta July 7, 2010

cherry cobbler

The act of performing oral sex on a woman that is on the rag and has a yeast infection.

I was drunk as hell last night and took this nasty chick home with me, went down on her, and ended up getting a cherry cobbler. That was the nastiest pussy ever!

by DRP400 February 12, 2008