Map of China

Shit your pants - specially when in sitting position. On removal to clean up, the offending shit stain on underwear (yes ladieez it could be you as well) looks just like a Map of China

1st dude - "man that fart still stinks you dropped earlier"
2nd dude - "sorry man, gotta split it's a Map of China"
1st dude - "fuk me I can see the wall"

by street smeg May 8, 2005

fine china

A slang word for vagina.

Boys have a wee, girls have fine china.

by FaulkOFF May 20, 2006

china plate

Glasgow rhyiming slang for mate. a friend or close companion

here comes ma wee china plate

is john yer china plate noo then?

by jimmy marshall November 7, 2007

china rican

Someone whose descent/ethnicity is half chinese half puerto rican.

What nationality is he? His mother's Puerto Rican and his father's Chinese, so he's china rican.

by DawnR. September 7, 2006

China Virus

Mainly related to the SARS-CoV-2 that started in Wuhan, China. The term was initially used by President Trump in March 2020. It received backlash from the left mainstream media as racist and xenophobic. However, it only meant the place of origin of the disease. Like many other infections, including but not limited to the Spanish Flu, German Measles aka Rubella, Middle East respiratory syndrome (MERS). All these terms are not considered racists. Trump deliberately kept using it as the China Communist Party spread misinformation that SARS-CoV-2 was spread by the US Army.

-The China Virus also known as SARS-CoV-2 started in Wuhan, China
*Oh! I thought it was the US Army
- No bro, that's communist propaganda

by TrueVision20 March 21, 2021

China Syndrome

China Syndrome is when you connect to the Internet through a network that constantly tightens up its network policing policies, blocking more and more sites as time goes by. Named for the Chinese government's infamous crackdowns on forbidden sites.

"Man, this is bullshit. My network at work just started blocking 4chan!"
"That's the fifth site they've blocked this month! Sounds like your company's got a case of China Syndrome."

by Darc Discordia June 6, 2009

China weed

China weed is the term for shit weed. It gets you high but there's absolutely no flavor, taste like shit etc.

I can get some China weed for cheap

by BlckDynamite May 6, 2011