cheeto cock

an extremely small penis; So small in fact, you could fit several in your mouth at once, like Cheeto Puffs

Mary gave Bob, Larry, and Moe a blow job all at once - Those cheeto cocks!

by Carline August 24, 2005

Cheeto Dick

When your penis is smaller than usual because of weather, stress or just a bad time.

Today I was hooking up with this girl. I was hoping to impress her by having a semi before she pulled off my pants; she managed to do it while I was still in Cheeto Dick mode, she was not impressed.

by Squigly April 6, 2009

Checo Perez

Sergio Perez- Formula 1 Driver for Red Bull Racing. Often referred as the Mexican Tyre saving god , and has a lot of rear, according to Lewis Hamilton.

He(Checo Perez)'s got so much rear- Lewis Hamilton

by Notorious Thicc November 22, 2021

Flaming Cheeto

The sexual prank in which they guy covers the outside of his condom with hot sauce before any penatration.

I was having sex with split last night so I gave her a Flaming Cheeto.

by Youtsey January 28, 2006

Cheetorea / poo

Cheetorea is a form of poo that is of a soft comsistantcy. It is a more solid form of diharea that comes in small bubble filled curls shaped like cheetos. It is often accompanied by poo blasting farts

after the Cheetorea slipped out the room smelled of stink

by fred the tapeworm April 28, 2005

Chato

A "Chato" is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He values family and loves little kids. There's a goofy side to him, but most of the time he's quiet and reserved. He must get to know a person before he opens up to them. When he falls in love, he does everything he can to care for his girl and love her. The best gift he can give to her is his heart. He's sweet, tender, and kind. Though he may not admit it, he is pretty competitive and likes a challenge. He can be very scatter-brained at times, but he can also be extremely focused. BEWARE if he is focused on you...chances are you will find yourself lost in his deep, dark eyes. He is a loyal friend, and you can always trust a "Chato."

Girls: Whoa, who is that dude?! He's so mysterious and really cute! How come he doesn't say much?

Best Friend: Because you have to get to know Chato first to see how awesome he is.

by rockspebblesseashells February 10, 2013

Chatonality

A person who has more personality while chatting online than they do in person

Cindy has no personality whatsoever, but as soon as she is logged in she has a great chatonality! Last week I had to hang up the phone with her and start talking to her on messenger so I wouldn't be bored out of my mind.

by Abeja December 15, 2008