The act of ordering a pizza with your buddy and then strategically picking your slices so you get the most of your money as the two of you eat away at the pizza you’re sharing.
Tim and Alan got into an argument while playing Stoner’s Chess because Tim believed that Alan ate too more slices than he did; however, Alan claimed that he was just simply better at the game.
by Tim Books June 28, 2020
Get the Stoner’s Chessmug. by jiggysaw17 January 8, 2021
Get the Tic Tac Chessmug. Joe told Rebecca his chess kink of wanting her to yell out position openings and finish saying checkmate! She said “you’re a nerd and show me how to fork the queen with the knight”
by Swagthrasher69 November 10, 2021
Get the Chess Kinkmug. NachoO-chess can be used to describe something too hot too handle, a rapid change (i.e. delta) in direction or plans, plays white or black if thats a thing, My head female scientists determined it is good with chips & salsa but many male philosophers disagree stating it is only good with JWB whiskey and steak. Legends of it say that it is some type of mine full of mysterious information probably just a glitch in the matrix. Perhaps that is why it is NA-chos its mine.
Ethos: That guy is something else, he needs to learn the meaning of NachoO-chess! He's driving that Rolls Royce like he stole it.
Conteigo ergo sum: Never mind that look whats coming our way!
Conteigo ergo sum: Never mind that look whats coming our way!
by BadPhish_gotB+onEnglishTest July 6, 2019
Get the NAchoO-Chessmug. by djrympled January 20, 2018
Get the unsegregated chessmug. One of the world's oldest games, chess is classified as a board game, but is more like a mental sport, and is actually a massive example of the Dunning-Kruger effect. No matter how good you are at the game, you still suck, even the greatest players know they suck, and if you think you are good, you most DEFINITELY suck. All chess tournaments are competitions of who sucks least, everybody sucks to some degree, unless your name is Magnus Carlsen, and even he sucks next to a computer. It is believed (though not proven) that a perfectly-played game of chess will always end in a draw, and when someone wins, it is always because the other person fucked up.
Most people, due to pop-cultural osmosis, know the basic rules of chess, but know nothing about how to actually play the game. This frequently results in people who have a modicum of skill thinking they are "good at chess" because they've only ever played "regular" people, then when they try playing against actual chess players, they're in for a rude awakening.
If you get into chess as an adult, you will discover that 8-year-olds regularly whup your ass forwards, backwards, and sideways at the game every single time, but at least you can go home knowing that you have had sex, and they have not (though, this is also questionable if you are a chess player).
Despite the growing popularity of chess since COVID, and recent attempts to reach out to women, any given night at a chess club is almost guaranteed to be a sausage party.
Most people, due to pop-cultural osmosis, know the basic rules of chess, but know nothing about how to actually play the game. This frequently results in people who have a modicum of skill thinking they are "good at chess" because they've only ever played "regular" people, then when they try playing against actual chess players, they're in for a rude awakening.
If you get into chess as an adult, you will discover that 8-year-olds regularly whup your ass forwards, backwards, and sideways at the game every single time, but at least you can go home knowing that you have had sex, and they have not (though, this is also questionable if you are a chess player).
Despite the growing popularity of chess since COVID, and recent attempts to reach out to women, any given night at a chess club is almost guaranteed to be a sausage party.
I play chess because I hate myself.
by q359 July 24, 2023
Get the chessmug. by susuhhsug March 20, 2019
Get the chess vegansmug.