A "super liberal" is typically the kind of person you’d find lounging at a beach house, sipping overpriced kombucha while preaching about climate change—yet conveniently ignoring their own carbon footprint. They’re often beta males masquerading as alpha males, projecting confidence with loud opinions and performative outrage, but folding like a cheap lawn chair when push comes to shove. Think D-list celebrity types, like Big Wet, who chase clout by pandering to the latest progressive trend—say, a white dude stumping for Harris just to score points with the "woke" crowd. They’re obsessed with optics, quick to signal virtue on social media, and thrive on the approval of their equally coastal-elite echo chamber, all while claiming to champion the little guy they’d never actually invite to their wine-and-cheese soirées.
"After stumbling out of his friends beach house, half-drunk on artisanal gin and Bud Lights, the superlib Big Wet posted a sweaty, dick-pic-adjacent selfie, slurring about how Donald Trump is a threat to democracy.
by MajorChess March 12, 2025
by MajorChess April 25, 2024
A "super liberal" is typically the kind of person you’d find lounging at a beach house, sipping overpriced kombucha while preaching about climate change—yet conveniently ignoring their own carbon footprint. They’re often beta males masquerading as alpha males, projecting confidence with loud opinions and performative outrage, but folding like a cheap lawn chair when push comes to shove. Think D-list celebrity types, like Big Wet, who chase clout by pandering to the latest progressive trend—say, a white dude stumping for Harris just to score points with the "woke" crowd. They’re obsessed with optics, quick to signal virtue on social media, and thrive on the approval of their equally coastal-elite echo chamber, all while claiming to champion the little guy they’d never actually invite to their wine-and-cheese soirées.
"After stumbling out of his friends beach house, half-drunk on artisanal gin and Bud Lights, the superlib Big Wet posted a sweaty, dick-pic-adjacent selfie, slurring about how Donald Trump is a threat to democracy.
by MajorChess March 12, 2025
The act of being moves ahead, in such a multi-layered, sophisticated process, that no one outside of the gamer's own mind even has a biscuit of what is going on until days, weeks or even months later, maybe even never, unless informed in great detail or being a Major Chess player themselves
Man, I didn't see it at the time but all those seemingly reckless bombings that Trump was getting up to, hell that didn't end so bad. The world is at peace now, this was MAJOR Chess
by MajorChess October 10, 2019
Just like chess, every decision in the game of life has an impact on the rest of your game. One bad move and your entire game is ruined or in the least, it makes it hard to recover from that bad choice. Ask mom for $40 just so you can get 20$? Chess...Souping up the Chipolte girl just so she gives you more chicken, chess.
Yo, yesterday i noticed that a cop pulled out in back of me a few lights back. My tags are expired so I hit that left and a right into Bristol Farms, got out and kept it moving. Everything is chess.
by MajorChess October 11, 2019