chenswick

an unusually flamboyant male who overexerts himself most of the time in an attempt to perform ridiculous stunts that are normally unfeasible by the normal human being, therefore inflicting pain upon himself and most likely others around him

Angela: Can you high-kick that cockroach on the wall and kill it for me?

Nathan: Are you crazy? I'm no chenswick!

by zhichi April 6, 2009

chainsawce

1. A word indicating something murderously awesome, or maniacally evil.

2. The improved plural form of chainsaws.

Ex 1
scplaya217: wtf howd you rush me so quick?!?!
lilkorea: zerg is chainsawce...

Ex 2
Bill Cosby: What you got there?
Lumberjack: Chainsawce, lol.

by KaEEEo! February 20, 2009

Chainsaw Repair

A term used when a man with a penis that sees a lot of sexual action/tears through a lot of vagina has to see a doctor due to damage done to the penis.

"I have to get my chainsaw repaired tomorrow. Fucked about a dozen girls last night and I think I did some serious damage."

by sirWilliamRaleigh April 19, 2010

Chainsaw wang

A destructive penis with a length of over 16 inches that rips open the vagina of any lady.

The man had a chainsaw wang. His wife needed 10 days to recover from the penetration.

by Pusseater69 June 11, 2016

Texas Chainsaw Slot Machine

You are just railing at a girl hardcore and then you decide to get crazy. You start off by loading a roll of quarters in the girls ass, then you put in some anal beads. Then you plant a foot on her ass. You rip them out and the quarters fly everywhere!

Dude, so me and my bros were in Vegas last weekend and we were just ripped! We found some hooker and she showed us the texas chainsaw slot machine! Let's just say we hit the jackpot!

by Mr. Chev April 16, 2008

chenis

A male sexual organ, the penis, that is crafted from cheese.

My, Caruthers, what a large chenis that is over there!

by robbo111 July 5, 2006

Alice In Chains

Heavy Meatal/"Grunge" band circa 1987-late '90s. Formed by vocalist Layne Staley, guitarist Jerry Cantrell, bassist Michael Starr, and drummer Sean Kinney. Recorded debut album, 'Facelift' in 1990 after releasing the 'We Die Young' EP. Then releases the 'Sap' EP in 1991. In 1992, they peaked with their classic 'Dirt'. After 'Dirt' Michael Starr was replaced with Ozzy Osbourne bassist Mike Inez. Recorded the best-selling EP of all time, 'Jar of Flies' in 1993, the stoped touring for three years because of Staley's serious heroine problem. The recorded their self-titled album in 1995, then finished off with an Unplugged album in 1996. In April of 2002, when the band wasn't really doing anything together, Layne Staley was found dead in his house of an apparent overdose of heroine and cocaine.

Nah, man, Slipknot sucks, you should listen to something good liek Alice In Chains.

by Dugan March 10, 2005