cheap seats

Person with no skin in the game. Someone who only watches, gives opinions, and doesn't really get involved. Useless opinion giver.

Thanks for your thoughts, cheap seats. You'll let us know when it's your tax dollars paying for this crap.

by Jane the Ripper March 1, 2011

cheap out

When a guy meets a girl out and asks for her number because he would like to take her out for an amazing date ( expensive dinner, concert, beautiful lake....)

The next day when he texts (doesn't even call) invites her to something quite the contrary and lame.

When we met at the bar he asked for my number because he wanted to take me out to a really nice dinner. Later when he called he suggested we go for an icecream. Wtf? This guy was trying to cheap out on me.

by Gringaaaa October 10, 2013

j-flo chapstick

a term used for the act of ejaculating onto a womans lips and rubbing the seman on the lips with the tip of the penis like chapstick.

last night i gave liz a j-flo chapstick she loved it

by j-flo himself April 3, 2009

cheapskater

Someone who is a bloody good cheapskate and loves the fact that they save money

I heard that Louise is a pretty good Cheapskater

by cheapskater November 12, 2019

Cheapshiet

1: An apparent knock-off of a product you wanted.

2: A specific product that you asked someone for because of its reliability, but in return you get a product similar to that, but cheaper and with horrible setbacks due to its lack of reliability.

"God damn I specifically asked for that and instead I get some cheapshiet garbage that doesn't even work properly!"

"I tried telling my mom that i specifically wanted that company model, but nope! I get this cheapshiet instead!"

"You'll never get that model, you always get cheapshiet instead!"

by Eltronin April 14, 2023

cheaptastic

a value so great it is unexpected or pleasantly surprising, especially for items that can usually disappoint with low prices usually equaling low quality

This cheaptastic Target purse just got mistaken as a real Coach!

or

These cheaptastic Payless shoes actually feel and look good.

by neuralvertigo March 12, 2010

Cheaposter

When ur friends are being uber cheap on a night out, especially when it's out of character. So much so that u start to think that this person's not somebody u know. Hence, an imposter. So to fuse cheap and imposter....

A: Bro I only got like 5 bucks on me. Can you pay the rest of it for the taxi ride?
B: You Fucking Cheaposter!

by Bass Eleven September 8, 2010