Brown-eyed Snake Charmer 

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.

Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer by theinstigator September 16, 2016

Carmi 

Carmi is a very kind hearted sweet heart. She has a very welcoming smile and laugh. She's very easy to joke around and be with. She had a class and sophistication. She got that swag style too... She always returns a favour and is there when u need her. She listens to you when u need her to. She's very sensitive and honest. She's a unique gorgeoys girl with a friendly personality. She's good in bed and knows how to please her man. Every one wants a carmi!

Damn, Carmi us so hot!

Carmi by #k April 6, 2017

dirty carmen 

A sultry smoking hot woman who leaves you in the dust wishing IF ONLY!

A girl who isn't afraid to get down and dirty when need be.

A true ride or die chick.

I'm sprung on my ride or die Dirty Carmen!

dirty carmen by Sam-antha I Am April 18, 2019

Carmel Hell Week 

An Instagram page dedicated to a week of horrors in February 2018 at Carmel High School in Indiana. The page showcased memes from the many fights in commons, the school shooting scare in C lunch, the 3.5 seconds & puppies speech by Dr. Humus, and the Friday where nobody went to school. The account quickly amassed a large following among Carmel students by gaining over 1,000 followers within a day of being created. The account now has over 4,300 followers and has made more recent posts about the electricity bills, the $25 charge to park in the lot, meme day, and most recently the explosion. Carmel Hell Week provides all the memes, videos, and news about Carmel High School that the administration tries to keep secret. Because of this the account has continued to grow and become a big part of the current Carmel student body culture.

Bro, Carmel Hell Week was the craziest, scariest, and best week in Carmel High School history.

If you missed the latest fight in commons, check out Carmel Hell Week.

Carmel Hell Week by 3.5puppies January 16, 2019

Carmilla 

web series (on youtube) based on the novel Carmilla by Sheridan Le Fanu

Have you already watched Carmilla?
- Yes, and I am so excited that there will be a second season!

Carmilla by woahiknow January 26, 2015

charmangulation 

Tearing, ripping, or otherwise mutilating the first several sheets off of a new toilet roll in an attempt to find the "start".

Man that's totally F'ed up!!! You really committed charmangulation on that roll of bungwipe, didn't you?

charmangulation by Telephony November 15, 2010

Carmen 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. If she is destined for you, you will get her anyway. She will reject any other person just to be yours.

You must be my Carmen.

Carmen by carmenslover September 27, 2013