Call of Duty Cycle

When the new call of duty game comes out you think its sooooooooo sooo soo good... then you are like "OMG, this game is SOOOOO GREAT!" Then after a few months of the release you are like "wtf is this bullshit, this game sucks." Then when the new cod game is announced you jizz of excitement saying its going to be the best fucking game ever. Then the cycle repeats... over and over again.

Call of Duty Cycle

Black Ops comes out: YAY, THIS GAME IS AWESOME!!!!!!!
Two months Later: Damn, this game sucks ass...

MW3 Comes out: Finally, this is way better than black ops

A few months later: Fuck, this game sucks major narb's.

The cycle repeats.

by Armaholic November 10, 2011

Call of Duty

A shooter game full of lag server bullshit, campers, noobs, noobtubers, 360 fanboys, spammers, little kids, and hackers. Join a match and you spawn and you already get killed by a chopper gunner killing everybody in the same spawn point. You steal someone's care package and later you receive a message by the "owner of the care package" cursing you out calling you a faggot because there was a gunship inside it. You also spawn and you get killed by a random tomahawk, and then you hear people screaming and getting orgasms over the mic because of how "epic that was". You slam your console and start going super saiyan in your room and next day you go on youtube and there you are on the featured video of "Epic Tomahawk Kill across the map". Next day you play search and destroy and while you are defusing the bomb 3-3 tied and suddenly you get knifed. You and everyone else look at the ending killcam and you are getting teabagged and raped and then knifed. You kick your console and it shuts down and you turn super saiyan 9000.

*Player gets noobtubed*
Player: What the f*ck man?! I hate noobtube campers! Ima kick your ass you f*cking cheater. Ima no scope your ass so you feel embarrased you fag!
*Player turns around a corner and no scopes and misses in front of his face and then he gets knifed*
Player:.............................i quit this sh*t. Call of duty is garbage! I swear this game is garbage!

by EpicKnight March 8, 2011

Vertically Challenged

1) Someone who is short

2) Me

I am vertically challenged

by Anomnomnomynous September 7, 2010

the call is coming from inside the house

when someone says something that is hypocritical, metaphor for self sabotage

friend #1: “some of yall must’ve interpreted this part wrong..”
friend #2: “the call is coming from inside the house girl!”

by milevenisreal August 2, 2022

Slap my ass and call me Sally

Used to express dismay or disbelief.

Well you know what? Slap my ass and call me Sally man, I don't know what you want from me.

by Misses Potato Head August 5, 2010

Charlie Challenge

A challenge that attracts gullible people. Basically like every challenge or chain mail but even more annoying. It includes pencils, paper, and demons.

Person 1: "Hey you want to come over and do the Charlie Challenge with me?"

Person 2: "Nah man I'm praising Jesus because I'm a child of God and I don't need to summon any demons named Charlie. I only fuck with Good Luck Charlie"

by Whxlecum May 26, 2015

lenten challenge

a challenge taken by a brave boy during the Lent season (from Ash Wednesday to Easter). The challenge consists of refraining from masturbation for 40 days (see the Facebook group Lenten Challenge). There is usually a large amount of people who start the challenge. The amount who finish it is much smaller (about none).

Dude, did you do the lenten challenge

nope. i was done after a week

by wowzer123456789 March 1, 2009