chainsaw

A way to make a girl swallow!!!

Same grip used with a actual chainsaw!!!!

When your about to cum in her mouth, grab a fistful of hair on the top off her head and pinch her nose with the other hand and move her head back and forth.

by Chainsaw_lamymg December 22, 2009

texas chainsaw massacre

When you're dicking a girl while she is on her period and as you pull out for an almighty final thrust you see blood all over your dick and gushing out of her.

Me "I was dicking your mum as usual and didn't know she was on her period!"
You "What why were you dicking my mum?!"
Me "Fuck that I texas chainsaw massacred her"
You "What does that mean"
ME "I got blood all over my dick and got the fuck out of there!"

by Beansytein the third March 9, 2018

Submerged Soviet Chainsaw

If you are poor, this is a better way to get penis enlargement. It's almost like a ritual. A man and a woman must be underwater, for it is mandatory. While you two are underwater, you get into a 69 position vertically. Before the both of you do anything, you must salute to the all mighty Soviet leader, Joseph Stalin. After this, the woman yanks the man's penis multiple times as if she was starting a chainsaw, usually within the range of 25-40 times. Between the the flow of water and the aggressive stroke of the woman, the man's penis will be guaranteed 2 more inches.

Mikhail: Sex life is not good. We do Submerged Soviet Chainsaw.

Helga: Yes. We make sex life better.

by Windowlicker69420 May 7, 2018

Chainsaw Noob

A person who is new to tha Xbox 360 game "Gears of War" and therefore uses the chainsaw to gat all of their kills.

if that fuckin chainsaw noob sneaks up on me one more time im giving him a bad review :(

by conebone69 February 6, 2007

chinkaloompa

a small yellow person who goes to work in a big factory with a big white crack head pimp who pays them in chocolate to feed there family back in loompaland

chinkaloompa diggerydoo we make dorarstore fake wubber poo
were sma and yerrow and much better than you
we sit in our hondas brocking up your roads
then we buiwd houses with buddahs made of gord

by dadadadadabatman April 16, 2009

chinkachu

Person coming from both chinese and african american backgrounds who enjoys drinking heavily and forgetting how to speak any actual language.

She got so wasted last night she was talking like she was a chinkachu!

by Johosophat June 21, 2008

chainbang

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by fuckjannies November 24, 2017