CD

nigga be wildin as a monkey in mortem
*monkey noises*
he'll do anything for a banana

cd: you have banana?
you: no?
cd: i will lie about 5-0'ing you in mortem uag uag uag

by apx_swishy January 6, 2022

The good CD

That one BJ CD that makes you drum your steering wheel

Brandon felt excited when he heard the good CD

by SquirtleSays February 18, 2018

CDS

Can't do shit

My boss has CDS. He doesn't even know how to print a document.

Is she late? Does she have inspirational lines in her email signature? Or does she suffer from CDS in general.

I've been in bed watching netflix alone all day. I think I might have CDS.

by kaptein_hook September 4, 2018

CDS

Coronavirus Derangement Syndrome, when someone doesn't actually listen to what a person is saying or writing, but instead accuses them of wanting to kill nurses, babies, small animals, even though they agreed the virus is bad, but their family can't afford to buy bread, so they want to reopen the economy.

Karen obviously suffers from CDS, she just wish 10 people death because they want to go fishing by themselves during the pandemic.

by Dan Montgomery April 29, 2020

CDS

cheesy dick syndrome

omg you've got CDS

by lampshade456 January 3, 2021

rch cd rh j j eg

what the fuck are you doing

why the hell did you look up rch cd rh j j eg

by nukewales March 9, 2024

cd coaster

when a cd-r fails to burn for whatever reason making the disc completely useless and about as usable as a beverage coaster.

john burned a cd-r and it failed burning so he used it as a cd coaster for his pepsi.

by kieralovedanny October 17, 2025