the cartman

"the cartman" is the one guy in your friend group who is homophobic, transphobic, racist, or just a bitch, that everyone really hates, yet no-one wants to get rid of them.

lee: "damn, Samuel is a real bitch"
oliver: "he must be the cartman of the group"

by thatoneguyfromthatonething May 26, 2022

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Cutman

fucking noob with no life, has 20K posts on a message board that's been around for a year.

GO the FUCK OUTSIDE NOW!

by dot dot dot July 27, 2004

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Eric Cartman’s Wife was originally derived from a girl called Andrea. Her personality is just like Eric Cartman, arrogant, rude, abusive, bully, self-fish, fat, stubborn, stupid.
And she hates America.

Hello my name is Andrea
Oh, you’re Eric Cartman’s Wife

by My name is Andrea10 May 6, 2010

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cutman

The most faggoty user at 404 Error.

I am Cutman! I post a lot! I like teh weiner!

by Not-Gir July 26, 2004

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Cayman

Poor man's porsche

Man 1: Dude check out my porsche!
Man 2: Nigga shut da hell up why don't you save yo money up and go get a 911 instead of dis bulllllshit Cayman

by AKewlName April 17, 2013

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John Catanzara

The greasy, unapologetically racist union head of the notoriously corrupt Chicago Fraternal Order of Police who is intent on leveraging his influence into politicizing police forces in contravention of his mandate and of the integrity of the force. Catanzara is a hot-headed desk jockey that is eager to enact long-held fantasies of brutalizing the Chicagoan taxpayers he is sworn to protect and serve. An embodiment of incompetence and the poster-boy for the ACAB slogan, his funeral will be a day of celebration in the Windy City.

John Catanzara having a job constitutes an entire reason alone to defund Chicago's police. John Catanzara's attempt to use the force as a political weapon is even more of a blatant show of corruption than the dozen pigs under his watch who used a congressman's office to lounge around on the public's dime, a matter which Catanzara has baldly lied about to the public after telling reporters that the officers in question arrived on-scene at the request of the congressman's staff.

by Barrett Wilson June 13, 2020

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