Carving Pumpkins

Having alternating sex with two girls at the same time, both of which are in the dog.

Bro, if these chics keep this up, I'll be carving pumpkins tonight.

by Scooter D October 12, 2013

caring

Used to sarcastically state that you really do not care what someone has just said.

Mike: yea, so I worked out again today.
John: caring.

Mike: Tiger just got a hole in one!
John: caring.

by sarcastic guy September 15, 2007

carbing

To be excessively linked to websites while chatting, or texting. No chatting, just endless links.

I was IMing with J, he never speaks, just endlessly carbing me.

What's up with all the carbing dude, can't you say hi?

by ctden666 March 12, 2009

pumpkin carving

the process of digging a girl out with a spoon like utensil.

man: how did your night, go?
bro: amazing! i was pumpkin carving the shit of her.
man: no way!
bro: way! smell this spoon

by spank McNasty February 7, 2012

dump caking

Dump caking is the act of pooping in a cake dish and baking it. Common as a form of retribution.

Person1: "Dude, wtf is that smell?!?"
Person2: "I broke up with my girlfriend and she shit in my oven"
Person1: "Wow, that's a nasty dump caking!"

by aRandomRobot December 17, 2013

Cup caking

When a guy is with a girl and can't answer his phone.

Don't bother calling him, he's off cup caking.

by Golightlee June 4, 2014

Penis ice-carving

The act of carving ice sculptures with one's penis, made famous by one Kenneth Drake. Popular during the late 1970's, you can expect it to make a comeback in late-2010.

"Did you see that amazing ice sculpture?"
"Yeah, I hear the artist mastered penis ice-carving to do it."

by Ice-carver January 16, 2010