an intangible card, of which, each bro has two of. When a bro needs something, and pulls a bro card, his bros must help him in any way possible, despite their previous obligations, warrants, etc. If a bro uses more than two in his lifetime, he is considered a tool
Mark: I need you to wingman for me. Sally is bringing her friend.
Joe: I can't, bro, I have a bowling match.
Mark: I gotta pull a bro card on this one man.
Joe: Ok, i'll tell the captain i cant make it.
Joe: I can't, bro, I have a bowling match.
Mark: I gotta pull a bro card on this one man.
Joe: Ok, i'll tell the captain i cant make it.
by BROB4HOES January 26, 2013
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1: Ill have sex with you if you give me jewelry.
2: You are discriminating me because i am a woman, now give me money.
2: You are discriminating me because i am a woman, now give me money.
by Damaddar August 9, 2004
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Joe: Hey man, did you get Stacey a birthday card?
Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.
Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.
Jim: I signed that, too.
Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.
Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.
Jim: I signed that, too.
by Adgo September 6, 2009
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the closer you get, the higher the score on her feedback card.
the closer you get, the higher the score on her feedback card.
by ze_ejaculator June 26, 2010
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Get the Butt Card mug.An imaginary card given to a person after they let you take a shit at your house, valid for them to take a shit at your house as a way of repaying them for owning their toilet.
Sorry man I just violated your toilet, you def have one of my shit cards.
That motherfucker Chris takes a shit every time he comes over here he owes me like 50 shit cards.
That motherfucker Chris takes a shit every time he comes over here he owes me like 50 shit cards.
by Bagelmeal88 May 21, 2013
Get the Shit card mug.The term described when your parents say you can phone them up and get a lift home if you become to inebriated on a night of heavy drinking (usually on special occasions i.e. Birthday or new year).
Parents normally pick up the whole wolf pack and bring sufficient snacks and refreshments to turn them into a legend.
Parents normally pick up the whole wolf pack and bring sufficient snacks and refreshments to turn them into a legend.
Dials the persons mother who is to drunk to function 'Jan, we need an SOS Card. Thommo is blackout drunk again and trying to buy all the chicken in the chicken shop'
by Thommo the legend January 7, 2014
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