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Candied Yams

When using a porta-john that is in desperate need of servicing, your yam bag dips in the shit water when you sit down and gets a nice blue/brown coating.
Guy #1, " Goddam these shitters need pumped out!"
Guy #2, " I know dude, I took a shit and ended up with Candied Yams"
by Roofus Colada November 9, 2018
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Canning on

To participate in or continue a heavy drinking session, particularly involving drinking of beer from cans.
Are we heading home or canning on?
by Wendell2 August 5, 2008
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cannibus cunt

a woman you don't like who you only talk to for marijuana
Yeah, that Krystel is a cannibus cunt.
by flourescence February 7, 2010
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cannibal eyes

That look people get at 2 AM when last call at the bar goes out. They want to sleep with someone and they don't care who, so are scanning the room hungrily for any available option.
That guy has a severe case of cannibal eyes going on.
by Kalas May 18, 2010
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Cannibalis

The type of pot used by the Miami Zombie, right before he attacked. Supposedly, it was a joint venture between the Department of Defense and the ATF, trying to regulate the flow of illegal drugs up from Central America… they sprayed the crops with what was SUPPOSED to kill it, but instead it altered the chemical structure of the THC (one of the few chemicals that can pass the brain blood barrier) to form plaques in certain areas of the brain very quickly, turning people into cannibals.
Foget bath salts, man, stay away from the cannibalis!!
by Zebulon Pi June 29, 2012
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Cannibalistic Rabid Bear Fight

A series of drinks taken in rapid succession: 1) Shot of Wild Turkey, 2) Shot of Goldschlager 3) Jager bomb, 4) Irish car bomb
Friend A: "Hey dude, you feel like going out tonight?"
Friend B: "Man, I feel like getting drunk but I just don't feel like drinking a lot."
Friend A: "Oh, I've got the solution: a cannibalistic rabid bear fight."
Friend B: "Uh, what the fuck is that? I've heard of a bear fight, but..."
Friend A: "It's a bear fight with two shots tacked on. You'll be done drinking in a minute but you'll be drink for hours."
Friend B: "Sounds good. Let's go."
by J-Rich24 July 4, 2016
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candijew

A candidate for some position (i.e. President) that is also a Jew.
Mayor Bloomberg is considering being a candijew for president.
by Lexfor July 19, 2007
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