Calendlyphobia

The fear of someone sending you a Calendly link

AHH! Justin Potts sent me a Calendly link. That triggers my Calendlyphobia.

by WeStrive February 4, 2022

Calendario

A nibba who will change his number when he finds out you're pregnant with his twins.

"Calendario changed his number on you? I'll clothes hang that mf." - Tones and Marcelo and Capers and Sugarmomma Heat and Trey

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

Capeneus

An absolute pussyslayer milf hunter sigma male with a 12-inch-shlong. Also probably really arrogant and likes literature but still manages to pull bitches.

"Bro Capeneus stole my bitch"
"Get fucking cucked nerd"

by BallSucker42069 April 6, 2022

Calese

A beautiful, educated, talented, treasure to the world that should be royalty. Looking at her is like looking at a work of art.

That girl is such a Calese

by Jtillathakillabae April 17, 2022

Calen

Calen’s are awesome boyfriends. They are loyal, funny, caroling, and more. They actually make sure everything is okay. They know when you say yeah i’m fine or something girls say that is actually not true they know that.

Girls are all over Calen!!

by micaella April 29, 2022

Calined

Although the meaning is congruent with the conventional word "prank", the word "calined" has a much deeper and more exciting meaning.

It comes from the living legend George Silas Calin - photographer, good man, model and prankster. Calvin is someone who documents his life so that others can calin their stupid American friends.

I just calined this stupid puny American, I think Jarry was his name.

by busterwasthis July 19, 2022

Caledeers

A group of people who like to steal your shit. Not like objects. Actual shit. A Caledeer will also create weapons out of thin fucking air and accidentally shoot their feet with them. They complain about how they don't pay taxes, and hate it when you record them doing nothing for a long period of time.

FUCK!!! THE CALEDEERS ARE COMING!! HIDE YOUR SHIT!!

by SydIsLife July 30, 2022