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on the cable

One that says things in order to gain attention and wants to impress others. One who has a carefree life and is almost envied by others who are not as charismatic. One who sparks interest in his ways. People want to know him. Some that you would like to be but can't. A person who has "it". What ever "it" is at the time. "It" has evolved.
I knew he was on the cable the moment I saw him.
by Stangee October 27, 2020
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Indian Jumper Cables

is where you take a pair of jumper cables and put it on a girls tits then put it on your cock and shoot "webs" on it there for traveling up to the tit
Just did the Indian Jumper cables to my girl in bed last night
by anonymous January 23, 2021
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Ethernet cable

“Ayo, you got an Ethernet cable?”
“You mean that fucking thing for WiFi?”
“Yeah that’s the one
I think I do
by [死] June 7, 2022
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Ethernet cable

“Yo you have an Ethernet cable?”
You mean the thing fucking thing for WiFi?”
“Yeah”
by [死] June 8, 2022
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Fixing the Cable

Chris and Natashlyn were fixing the cable while I was singing karaoke.
by RollTides0124 June 22, 2022
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Cable Technician

Typically a man/ he/him

Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail

Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.

Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!

Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
A Cable Technician is a human that smells like ass and is covered in asbestos!
by Canyoufeelthelovetonight October 27, 2022
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bust a fat cable

To wear a gold chain circa 1980s so thick it’s almost certainly fake. Some of them turn your contacted skin green.
I get the money, the women and cold bust a fat cable boy. Eazy E
by The Reel Fugazi January 16, 2022
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