Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

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Cable and divorce

A play on "Netflix and Chill." This is for more established couples who are tired of each other and their daily routine(s). "Cable and divorce" is basically the beginning of the end...because hey, who still has cable anyway?

Me: "We went from 'Netflix and chill' to 'cable and divorce' in under 2 years."

by AndrewsOnIt January 10, 2016

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Sage cable

Sometimes she sounds like a turtle but it’s okay because she is a beautiful girl and very lovable. She is so sweet and funny and everyone loves her.

Boy number one: Bro sage cable has a fat booty

Boy number two: don’t talk about her that way she is gorgeous but like yeeeee

by Mandog111 June 4, 2019

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Don't get your charging cables all wound up

Don't get too worked up over this inconsequential thing. It's similar to "don't get your panties in a bunch, but much more relevant today"

Did the Uber cancel on you? Don't get your charging cables all wound up, we'll just order another cab.

by Curious Curls April 22, 2024

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Cable

A guy who usually has brown hair, is tan, and is really nice. Cables usually are very charming, and have really really good abs, they also are strong, and really chill laid back hard working guys. Cables have a lot of friends, and they are total bad asses. Usually they like brunettes or blondes, but occasionally like black haired girls. They also have above average dicks, and they love people, they are extroverts. They don’t trust very many people, and think they themselves are bad guys, when in fact they are good guys.

Riley Reid: omfg, Cable is so fucking hot
Other girl (drooling) : ikr, any guy named Cable is always the best

by The Riddler82 June 8, 2020

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