Belgian Whoopie Cushion

When a man farts into a woman's vagina while being a small spoon

My man Belgian Whoopie Cushioned me last night

by TheMattress May 26, 2025

Soggy Cushion

Take a bunch of ecstasy, lather up in essential oils, and hump on the couch for hours.

"How was your Labor Day, Bob?"
"Martha and I went to a rave then came home and did the Soggy Cushion all night."

"Boy, that Soggy Cushion is heavy on the wallet. Have you seen our dry cleaning bills lately??"

by Dolly Fartin September 18, 2023

Biscuit Cushion

when you lean against one cushion whilst hugging another, thus becoming the filling in between two 'biscuit' cushions.

Don't start the film yet, I just need to biscuit cushion

by Doška March 13, 2024

Cover the cushions

When nature, by way of a chilling breeze or sudden rainfall, makes you realize your genitals are exposed.

Brrrr...I've gotta cover the cushions!

by Rod Peters November 4, 2025