Comfort Poo

After a particularly hard night on the piss, and suffering a brain-melting hangover, a Comfort Poo is the shit you have that flushes most of the toxins out and eases the pain.

It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.

Bob: "Ahhhh, I just had a Comfort Poo."

John: "Hangover gone then?"

Bob: "You betcha."

by Centaur23 December 8, 2011

comfort beer

A beer you pour at home (even though you are sufficiently drunk) that you never drink, in an attempt to feel better about the nite ending.

I woke up the next day with a hang over and a full comfort beer. I smiled because I knew the nite never had to end.

by bkjb99 January 24, 2015

Comfortbabble

Finding comfort in someone talking a lot or babbling.

"You don't mind that I talk a lot do you?"
"No! I'm comfortbabble."

by Via Walker April 9, 2015

comfort tug

When your girl breaks up with you and you have some much needed man time with your penis.

She gets the ice cream I get the lube!

Amanda just broke up with John again, I can hear him doing a comfort tug already

by M1khale June 10, 2016

Comffortable

This word can describe something which is comfortable and affordable at the same time.

"This piece of clothing is comffortable!"

by bou0016 February 12, 2017

Comfort-Junkie

A person who claims to be your friend, but who refuses to do anything to help you when you ask;
A fair-weather friend who makes weak excuses when you need help with a two-or-more-person job.

Even though everyone comes to my house to eat, hang-out, and party; when I needed help painting the kitchen, the comfort-junkies were all busy playing video games and watching movies, to pick up a paintbrush or roller for five minutes.

by mysticklemom November 14, 2018

comfort country

a comfort country is a place where you feel completely at home and comfortable, similar to a comfort food

"Have you ever been to Ireland? It's totally my comfort country."

by johngoose13 December 10, 2018