The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds

I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.

by The purple master December 27, 2019

Crow's Face

The act of cumming on a girls face and then throwing feathers on it.

For Halloween Marni wanted to look like a bird, so Elias gave her a Crow's Face.

by Isharted69 October 31, 2011

Crow Snatch

A wrinkling of the skin around the vagina. Can be caused by too many Brazilian waxes.

I think Mary has been waxing too much she has a bad case of crow snatch.

by The Candy Man April 3, 2012

Crow bro

A crow that is so legit and chill that it officially qualifies as a bro.

Man there is this crow outside my apartment that never craps on my car! He's a crow bro!

by Mad Plutonian Overlord December 14, 2015

Crow Bust

You and all your pals climb a tree and have a circle jerk into a crow nest

Me and the bros just got down from having a crow bust

by Dr. CrowBust March 29, 2019

crow-jackin

When one crosses the street illegally. Not in a cross walk.

Make sure you cross on a cross walk, the crow-jackin police are on the way

by thedominator22 October 11, 2009

Crow Parents

Crows are intelligent birds who have mastered the art if solving problems. Humans are baffled by their intelligence, the more they learn about them the more intriguing they seem. They're attentive, territorial and extremely protective of their craftly built nests. The nest is guarded until the young crow fledge to fend for themselves. Bear in mind that crows are not vicious fiends bound for havoc, but merely dedicated and protective parents trying to defend the young from vultures which includes the human race and are gutless to face the parents, so they target the vulnerable.
If someone does tamper with their young, the crows will instantly hover over them flying backwards and forth whilst angrily screaming CAW! CAW! CAW!..waiting for the appropriate time to dive bomb their head. They peck at their eyes, scratch their forehead with their high speed wings and violently peck at their head. It's an unpleasant experience which does require medical assistance. So, if you know what's good for you, stay away!

Be warned though, crows are weary of potential predators spying n them, so they have a few tricks up their wings which will delude you, so don't be surprised if a nest location you were certain of just turns out to be a ruse.

Crow parents are silence in the trees, planning for a strategic way to dive bomb their predators.

by Her Royal Crowness February 7, 2018