by diggle whisper June 14, 2017
A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night!
The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.
Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.
Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!
The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.
Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.
Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!
The neighbour's wife is such a loud "Cough Bird" that her husband is doomed and cursed to suffer from sleep deprivation!
by A hopeless sleeps man December 23, 2020
The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.
So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"
by John Whitaker October 13, 2021
Invented by two philosophers Terrance T. Rattigan & James Theodoras the Third, botty-cough is the act of passing wind out your foo foo valve.
by Canolaxel December 26, 2018
Reilly; last night i smoked too much and had a terrible case of shit's cough, didn't even have a spare change of underwear
Angus;mmmmm!
Angus;mmmmm!
by shitzkorfi January 27, 2012
by Alexander Allen April 13, 2021