Corporate amnesia

When a corporate directive is given, resources allocated and countless hours spent on an initiative, only to be questioned later (by the executive who actually gave the directive) why this directive is being executed and demanding to know who gave the directive.
Executive: I demand to know why we spent $958,000 on studying the t-sprocket usefulness when clearly we’re getting out of the t-sprocket business.

About to be fired employee: you did, sir. The executive was inflicted with corporate amnesia but fired the employee anyway.
by Grant Rampus August 30, 2019
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corporate speed

Term used to label the slower than desireable decision making process, or most any process for that matter, that is present in many companies and corporations.
by Thriving July 03, 2013
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Corporate Sockline

The ring-like imprint that is left on a person's lower leg as a result of wearing dress socks all day. These are frequently seen on middle aged men who go to the gym directly after work.
by Bhendu14 January 20, 2010
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Corporate Suicide

The forced surrendering of license to operate a business that requires said license. Since, it is not conducive to profit from such action, this should raise a red flag. There must be underlying and mitigating factors involved. Look for conspiracy. A tip-off that there is sure colluding and government corruption in the mix is when the State Supreme Court send you a letter that states, "Your grievance, even if true would not constitute ethical misconduct or incapacity."

This really puts a kink in an investigation when a person needs the death of the corporation reversed so it can testify.

Corporate Suicide is an invention of Big Brother!
George Orwell was right Enron was a Corporate Suicide, children of the world will suffer!
by gravy111 November 28, 2010
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corporate scum

Someone who doesn't give a shit about other people and only cares about their success/money.
They are just a bunch of corporate scums!
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corporate wife

A Woman or Man with a parter up high on the corporate ladder. They are like a Wag, or a soccer mum.they don’t work much and must be seen building there partners report in only the best designer outfits and have the ability to small talk and entertain frequently whilst looking smart and sexy at all times
John got the promotion. I’m such a corporate wife now
by Givemewine October 27, 2017
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corporate pedophilia

(N.) When big buisnesses in the TV/Movies/Music industry try to get their cosumers aroused to increase sales by making sexy people seem sweet and tender and making them dress up and behave like schoolgirls/boys. Often times, instead of imitation, they'll use actual children.
The Olsen Twins, Hilary Duff, and Britney Spears in schoolgirl outfits! Yeah! Alright! Sexy Corporate Pedophila at it's best! Yee-ha!

(psyche.)
by G-Union December 12, 2003
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