congrebate

To have a circle jerk

Jake, Paul, Scott and I congrebated last night after watching Scary Movie 3 together.

by cracksmoker69 April 25, 2012

congatuwelldone

Liam Payne's new word for congratulating someone. Liam can do that because he is daddy directioner and is the twitcam king.

"Just watched katy perrys film amazing film, she works soooo hard amazing well buzzed for today now :) congatuwelldone katy xx"

by fivetornboyz June 23, 2012

Congliferate

A complex sounding word to be used by a professional when they don't want to explain, to an end user or customer, the detail of what they are actually doing.

Any made up complex sounding word or acronym can be known as a congliferation.

User: "Hi. When will my machine be ready?"
I.T. professional: "I had to congliferate the network adapter. I will bring it to you in 5 minutes."

"We cannot process your payment until we have had feedback from the D.S.I.D.G.B." - D.S.I.D.G.B. is made up. It is a congliferation.

by Rowdizzle March 4, 2014

Congradudolences

noun

1. The act of congradudolating

2. Expression of joy and perfunctory sympathy on the death of a horrible and miserly parent-in-law, (usually father) especially when a fortune has been inherited.

interrogation

3. congradudolences ? ( used on the passing of an unpopular relative when the size of inheritance is not known)

Congradudolences bro, that monster in-law's penthouse will be pretty sweet

by bestia March 5, 2015

Congress

A.K.A the opposite of progress

So if con is the opposite of pro, then the opposite of progress is congress.

by McLovinBro April 27, 2015

congo fist

Turbo fisting someone’s ass making The person receiving the fisting shit and cum

Tom: are you ok?
Rob: yea, just sore from that Congo fisting Based Stickman gave me last night

by Lyle ChapedAss October 26, 2017

congrats

the word you use to spell congrateulashons

congrats for ur graduation

by not original you see? April 1, 2020