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coitis

The act of intercourse. Similar to tubthumping, banging, and floozing.
Did you see those three dogs stuck together? That's some pretty crazy coitis.
by J. Warner May 9, 2008
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Comic Logic

The suspension of disbelief that allows comic-book & sci-fi fans to gloss over certain facts that would otherwise cause them to argue for weeks, months, years online.

Examples:
1) Popular movies that have loud explosions taking place in the airless vacuum of space.

2) Green Lantern flying somewhere when he could just have his ring instantly teleport him to where he wants to go.

3) Batman not just shooting The Joker in the head & being done with it.
Fanboy: I thought it was cool when Spider-Man had organic web-shooters.

Shop Owner: Maybe. But shouldn't he have been shooting the webs out his ass then?

Fanboy: Comic logic, dude! Nobody wants to see that!!
by wesley2006 January 10, 2009
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Comic City

A ghetto ass card shop in CB that houses comic city man, a fat bastard of a man who lives off of spray cheeze and the sraps of money he gets for the shitiest of things. There are always to fags by the window playin yugio-gay-shit so they can become proffesionals and make a living.
God, I'm gonna set a pipe bomb off in that store. The fags are like K-mart.
by Valo December 16, 2004
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Comet Hyakutake

a spectacular comet that came close to the Earth in early 1996. It was a total surprise for the public so the end-of-the-millenium doomsayers and New Age crackpots couldn't bombard us with their superstitious bullshit. It was visible to the unaided eye and was "something to talk about" in the office and computer lab. It sported an unusually long tail. A thrill. Mere months after the comet's appearance, Comet Hale-Bopp graced our skies.
Comet Hyakutake was discovered by the Japanese astronomer Yuji Hyakutake. The brilliance of the comet made Yuji a celebrity, particularly in Japan.
Comet Hyakutake got a lot of attention when it passed near Earth in the spring of 1996.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 22, 2008
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Comic Book Resources

Sometimes abbreviated to CBR. A nice place to find good information on comic books and it also possesses a relatively nice forum where a few writers in the business come in to make posts. However, their Comic Book Rumbles Forums, aka the VS. debate section, has some of the biggest jerks, trolls, fanboys and psychopaths around. The posters there are assholes in that if they don't like something, they'll choose not to believe it or they start ridiculing it in insane, stupid or absurd ways. Some of the members believe that they are 100 percent right in their debates no matter what and some of the forum rules are so strict that it borders on insanity that rivals 1984. One of the worst places in the Internet along with gamefaqs forums. The comments in the VS. debates rival the stupidity of youtube comments. This is the main reason why some people gave them the nickname CBRtards. The members also generally have a dislike towards anything Star Wars related and a liking for anything that's related to either Twilight or Harry Potter.
Here's a few good quotes about Comic Book Resources here:

Dude, CBR thinks Deathstroke is retarded, Supergirl is god, Sentry can solo the JLA and JSA...

Seriously...? They argued over that? *facepalm*
by Hellrider285 January 6, 2014
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comic

A book with many boxes and pictures.
Porn comics aren't good for your mind, but funny comics make you live longer.
by coolquack7 November 11, 2014
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Megaman sprite comic

Sprite comic using character sprites from the Megaman game series.

Common cliches in these comics include:
1. Using sprites from Megaman 7
2. Megaman being a total idiot who loves ice cream
3. Bass being even stupider
4. Protoman being a total badass who's more intelligent than Megaman and Bass combined
5. The "author" being a recoloring of Megaman's sprite from Megaman 7 without his helmet
6. Every character (or many of them) being out to destroy the author

There are many of them out on the web, and most of them use the same jokes to make them funny, but many are also quite original and very enjoyable.
by SomeBadJoke September 10, 2006
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