Nut Coma

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.
Justine: Why didn’t you answer the door, it’s the pizza guy!

Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.
by Richard Kessler January 12, 2018
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reading coma

The act of being so engrossed in a book or magazine that you become oblivious to the world around you for hours at a time.
I tried getting in touch with Sam three days ago but every since he started reading that new novel he has stopped communicating.

Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.
by SFygmnt March 04, 2014
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Coma Party

When you party so hard and drink so much that you pass out, waking up and not remembering what happened.
by WordCreator13 August 04, 2010
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love coma

Post-coital state of euphoria in which individuals are unresponsive to external stimuli.
“Will and Maddie are in a love coma and cannot he reached right now.” -mom
by Hexels November 30, 2019
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scroll coma

The slightly trance-like state someone falls into after submerging themselves in an extended period of scrolling aimlessly on social networks.
“Hey, snap out of your scroll coma and let’s back to work. Lunch break is over, I need you in the land of the living”.
by Stivchik December 15, 2017
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Coma Shot

When you give or receive a head butt followed by a dutch oven.
I just got hit with a coma shot
by qwindy January 01, 2011
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Mall Coma

The semi-conscious state of being of that endless stream of people dazzled by shiny, brightly coloured promises purring from the shop fronts.
- I can't believe that couple just walked into us like that. Why weren't they looking where they were going?
- It's ok, she was just in a Mall Coma.
by Stivchik July 25, 2020
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