noun
A state of being where one starfishes upon their bed and plays Mumford & Sons albums on repeat in order to heal emotional pain; where a person becomes so invested in listening to Mumford & Sons that they lose track of reality.
A state of being where one starfishes upon their bed and plays Mumford & Sons albums on repeat in order to heal emotional pain; where a person becomes so invested in listening to Mumford & Sons that they lose track of reality.
“Have you seen Katherine the past few days?” “Nah man, she’s in a Mumford coma trying to figure out the meaning of her own existence.”
by charisel December 11, 2013
Get the Mumford Comamug. A thunderous kick delivered by a high ormlie tinker that leaves the attackee in a coma (probably for the rest of his/her days)
Wee Stooge laid that lad out wie a coma kick!
I set about Wee Stooge wie a coma kick till e face
I'll come a coma kick right aboot ye
I set about Wee Stooge wie a coma kick till e face
I'll come a coma kick right aboot ye
by The Troof Thairy October 9, 2011
Get the Coma Kickmug. Justine: Why didn’t you answer the door, it’s the pizza guy!
Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.
The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.
Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.
The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.
by Richard Kessler January 11, 2018
Get the Nut Comamug. The episode of postprandial hypoglycemia associated with the consumption of a stack of pancakes with syrup. It is usually associated with extreme fatigue and sometimes with headaches, anxiety, and trouble making decisions. Simply putting butter and spreading it over pancakes can help prevent the symptoms of pancake coma. Eating dried fruit and drinking soda can help one recover.
Tom: "Yo James, wanna go play Battlefield 1 Beta?"
James: "Nah dude, I just ate breakfast with John at Denny's and I have a heavy case of pancake coma."
James: "Nah dude, I just ate breakfast with John at Denny's and I have a heavy case of pancake coma."
by Pyrometheus September 1, 2016
Get the Pancake Comamug. when your kissing someone and can’t think of anything. it’s like your mind goes into luvo mood and nothing else matters apart from them.
by i’m in love w him February 5, 2020
Get the kissing comamug. by Hexels November 29, 2019
Get the love comamug. The semi-conscious state of being of that endless stream of people dazzled by shiny, brightly coloured promises purring from the shop fronts.
- I can't believe that couple just walked into us like that. Why weren't they looking where they were going?
- It's ok, she was just in a Mall Coma.
- It's ok, she was just in a Mall Coma.
by Stivchik July 25, 2020
Get the Mall Comamug.