claw baw

Somebody who spends most of their time with their hands down their pants.

Hawl stop being a claw baw n go get a burd ya cunt!

by patons202 July 24, 2010

Jersey Claw

A style of bangs often worn in conjunction with a mullet on a woman popular in the late 1980's, but which is still seen occasionally on certain individuals. The bangs would be cut straight across the forhead, but teased to produce a circular puff.

"When I got my hair done for prom, the lady messed it up so much. She gave me a Jersey Claw."

"What year was your prom?"

"1992."

by Otterific October 10, 2008

meat claw

A really large, beefy, strong hand.

Avoid thumb wrestling with Dustin, his meat claw will crush your hand into an unusable state.

by satsukib_612 December 29, 2008

Hamster Claw

a large or above average sized penis with a slight curve that is able to fit in tight spaces

Girl 1: I found out why everyone calls him the hamster claw last night.
Girl 2: Oh yeah?
Girl 1: Yeah he was able to reach that hard to reach spot I told you about.
Girl 2: Get you some!

by LordofLorn November 6, 2009

Meowla Clawft

An especially slutty cat, can be used to describe a dead cat as well. Combination of Lara Croft and a (sexy) dead cat. Meowla Claft is also Russian.

"Dude did you see that dead cat? It was kinda sexy."

"Yeah bro, total Meowla Clawft!"

MEOWLAAA CLAWWWWWFT

by dat ray town boi October 16, 2010

Retarded Claw of doom

A gesture made only by a retard from NZ who could not wank properly because his ring finger and thumbs are so closed to each other that the penis could not be grabbed by any possible means.

Guy1: hey! why is your hand like that.
Guy2: I got a hole in my brain. STOP IT!
Guy1: You retard.
Guy2: Its a gift from mommy and daddy called Retarded Claw of doom

then guy2 kills guy1 with the claw

by qwersdcfgvhjkl April 12, 2011

Velvet Claw

The soft caressing touch of a woman's hand on a man or another woman's genetials.

Once caught in the velvet claw there was no turning back for these two beautiful dykes!

by Mister Hughes June 28, 2011